First day back at work, are you strugling to find inspiration today? Then:

1. Eat - feed your body if you can't feed your mind
2. Read the paper - you'll need to catch up on all the latest goings on since you've been away
3. Make another cup of coffee - I bet you're struggling to keep your eyes open today, so you'll need the extra caffeine.
4. Kick around a few ideas with your colleagues - after all if you are struggling to get going, chances are going to be good that so are they.
5. Call an impromptu meeting to discuss the latest projects. Everyone does your thinking for you and if you are careful you may be able to offload some or all of the work sitll needed to be done, onto others who haven't yet learnt the true art of procrastinating yet.
6. Pretend to read the latest industry news and journals, but always have your own reading material, so you can look busy whilst doing your own thing.
7. Read your screensaver
8. Send the rude jokes out to everyone on your contact lists.
9. Search the net for more jokes and pass those on as well.
10. Read the latest headlines on all the major news sites, added bonus, you have lots to discuss with your colleagues when you - stop by for a chat, meet them in the kitchen when making your 10th cup of coffee